Official Neighbours Topic

[Sarka]

What accent does the business guy (Sean?) have? I was entranced by the freaky sounds coming fomr his lips.

Anyway, this is the first ep I've seen in two weeks - not hard to pick up the storylines.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Surely Paul and Lynney can't get together...

[conzer16]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/neighbours/

[Sarka]

Holy **** - was that the best episode of Neighbous since the plane crash?

I lol'd when Karl pondered what Boyd had spent the money on and can't help myself laughing when Harold when mad. Dear Lord I love Neighbours.

[Dante]

Holy **** - was that the best episode of Neighbous since the plane crash?

I lol'd when Karl pondered what Boyd had spent the money on and can't help myself laughing when Harold when mad. Dear Lord I love Neighbours.


I missed thursday episode. :cry:

[/ nando /]

Watched it properly for the first time in months today, and it's still as great as ever! (Clearly)

[Haden]

What accent does the business guy (Sean?) have? I was entranced by the freaky sounds coming fomr his lips.


Same here I thought it might be American then Australian then a mix then god knows. I was just laughing at katchias face.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I didn't like Katya's face when she was pleading for Cam/Rob to help her back up... Like she was trying to squeeze out a shit [although she might have been]

Karl Karl Karl... that was a bit low on the watch front.


PLUS! You can tell Harold's lost some weight too, getting jiggy with Svetlanka no doubt.

[KingJoe]

"tight pink polo shirts" made me spill my tea. Fact.

Sky is getting really fucking annoying.

[ReZourceman]

Sky is getting really fucking annoying.

Ah. The technique you need;

Skye comes on...

Mute...

Watch....

Enjoy....

[Sarka]

"tight pink polo shirts" made me spill my tea. Fact.

Best bit of Neighbours since... uhhh, I dunno actually. I always forget everythign that ever happens in Neighbours. ::shrug:

[ViPeR]

Is it only obvious to me that Karl and Susan are going to get back together...

[EEVILMURRAY]

It's been semi obvious for about 6 months now. Just a matter of time...

[JonSt]

Shocker



Sky up the Duff.

[/ nando /]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/PriyaG/evil.jpg

Harold says: "Sky's a feckin' douchebag....ah.."

I wouldn't argue with that..

[EEVILMURRAY]

Loving the '..Ah..' touch at the end, very real!

Saved that picture. I know it's going to be reused somewhere.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Christ alive... is there going to be a bloke on Ramsay Street who hasn't slammed Sky in the next month?!

[/ nando /]

..well.. there goes the sheep..

..hopefully it's Lynne Scully to follow.. :horse:

[Dante]

Poor sheep that was never been in Neighbours since five years ago.

[EEVILMURRAY]

It looked like Karl was giving Cassie a footwank.

[/ nando /]

It looked like Karl was giving Cassie a footwank.

..uh.. 'looked like' or 'was blindingly obvious that'..

[EEVILMURRAY]

So it was Robert/Cameron who planted the bomb... oh it's all coming out now.

[KingJoe]

Christ alive... is there going to be a bloke on Ramsay Street who hasn't slammed Sky in the next month?!


..well.. there goes the sheep..

..hopefully it's Lynne Scully to follow.

It amused ME.
What a fucking awesome episode that was. Although didgital apy has made me see what happens next week. i shouldn't oughta have done that, jimmy.

[killthenet]

I'd like to post in this thread, but can someone clear somethings up for me.

A) Are you being ironic with your liking of Neighbours? If so. DAMN YOOS! It's Seinfeld influenced, so there ain't nothing campy about it! (And I'm not damning people who laugh at Neighbours, obviously it's a funny programme, but all the humour is definately intentional. It's brilliantly scripted, plotted and (most of the time) directed)

B)Are there any spoilers in this thread? If so. I'm out.

That is all. I probably seem asslike, but I just don't want the plot ruined for me, it's getting even better again.

[/ nando /]

..would we watch it if we didn't really like it..?

..and anyway.. could someone post what happens today for me (later on this evening or tomorrow) as I'm going away to Tennent's Vital 06 soon!

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'd like to post in this thread, but can someone clear somethings up for me.

A) Are you being ironic with your liking of Neighbours? If so. DAMN YOOS! It's Seinfeld influenced, so there ain't nothing campy about it! (And I'm not damning people who laugh at Neighbours, obviously it's a funny programme, but all the humour is definately intentional. It's brilliantly scripted, plotted and (most of the time) directed)

B)Are there any spoilers in this thread? If so. I'm out.

That is all. I probably seem asslike, but I just don't want the plot ruined for me, it's getting even better again.

A) I think Seinfeld's a prick. But I'm not being ironic with my love for teh Ramsay Street.

B) Not as such, you may get something said about the days episode, or even something someone caught in the TV guide. If that constitutes a spoiler, then fair thee well.

[Dante]

Videogames are for nerds. :indeed:

[rokhed00]

So it was Robert/Cameron who planted the bomb... oh it's all coming out now.

That came out months ago, when he first arrived.

[EEVILMURRAY]

That came out months ago, when he first arrived.

It did?! I think I might've been on holiday or something when he turned up [I actually think I was as I questionned it].

I wouldn't have missed something as important like that.

[rokhed00]

Looks like everythings gone pear shaped for Rob Rob.
Wonder how long it'll take everyone to work out which one's which.

[weeyellowbloke]

First time I've watched in a wee while, everything seems to have gone a bit mental. It's like a parody of itself, which is not a bad thing.

[Babooo]

Neighbours is WICKED!!! I'm loving the plot line between the Rob/Cameron thingybob, very good. I only like it cos I can laugh at how wooden that guy's acting is!!! He's looks like an idiot everytime he opens his mouth.

Anyone think Katya looks like an alien??? She's got a spiggin (stingray's phrase) huge face!!!!

[Dante]

Look likes that Rob/Cameron storyline will go on for months.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Lynne got pimpsmacked by Susan today for her bitchy meddling.

Plus, Harold's getting a bit mean again it seems O_o

[Dante]

Sky is having Stingray baby. :shock:

[rokhed00]

Sky is having Stingray baby. :shock:

Or JPs.

I want some of Mishkas vodka.

[EEVILMURRAY]

They've remixed the intro a bit again. Check Harold out, he's got the look of someone with Down's Syndrome bless him.

I say good on Ned for shitting on Lynne for her lack of childcare. I was 100% behind him.

[Babooo]

They've remixed the intro a bit again. Check Harold out, he's got the look of someone with Down's Syndrome bless him.

I say good on Ned for shitting on Lynne for her lack of childcare. I was 100% behind him.

But you're not a parent though are you?? :wink:

Or are you???:grin:

[rokhed00]

Stephs really fucked up at the moment, but thank god her inventor phase is over, plastic ponchos and pepper mills mith built in torches just aren't going to catch on. I'm pretty surprised her baby belt was so well recieved.

When is this Rob Rob, Cameron thing going to end aswell, I'm hoping for something spectacular to finish it, probably with one of them dying and no one knowing which one.

What is Neds new girlfriend up to too, I find it highly unlikely the agent thought Karl could be a star.

[EEVILMURRAY]

But you're not a parent though are you?? :wink:

Or are you???:grin:

According to one of my ex's I am.;)

[Dante]

what a sad episode of nieghbours.

[rokhed00]

Was it just me or did anyone else find the conclusion to the Rob Rob storyline a bit of an anticlimax?

[EEVILMURRAY]

I concur, there has to be more.

[Eddage]

When will these maniacs learn that a headshot is the only way to go!

[Dante]

It was funny when Toadie remember Katya's scraf. :heh:

[rokhed00]

I was hoping for a Rob and Cam fight to the death.
Could still happen if they're both in prison at the same time.

[EEVILMURRAY]

That would be fun to film.

[KingJoe]

BASTARDS
I was at an open evening for parents. THe bastards robbed me of neighbours. Bollocks to it. No lesson plans are being written for tomorrow.

[Babooo]

I missed neighbours today.....and yesterday....anyone care to fill me in??

[Sarka]

I missed neighbours today.....and yesterday....anyone care to fill me in??

More like what didn't happen*!

Just check the Neighbours BBC site, it will explain much better than us, well - me at least.

*I've always wanted to say that...

[ZeldaFreak]

It was funny when Toadie remember Katya's scraf. :heh:

It wasn't a scarf it was her cardigan thing

[Dante]

It wasn't a scarf it was her cardigan thing

Oh my mistake then. :hmm:


On this site (http://www.ramsay-street.co.uk/episodes/episodes.asp?start_ep=5026).
It looks like Rob and Cameron are killed by Max & Stingray?
Episode 5042 to Episode 5048

[ZeldaFreak]

Oh my mistake then. :hmm:


On this site (http://www.ramsay-street.co.uk/episodes/episodes.asp?start_ep=5026).
It looks like Rob and Cameron are killed by Max & Stingray?
Episode 5042 to Episode 5048

In the newer Aussie episodes Elle steals max's car and has ended up suffering from mental health issues

[Dante]

So Neighbours is heading to a dark path Zeldafreak?

[Sarka]

Maybe I am spoiled, but if I had gotten a neckless and Mean Girls for my birthday I would not feel spoiled...

[Babooo]

lol at the mean girls dvd....good film though.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I have it. It's a masterpiece.

Does anyone else think that in the new part of the intro after you see the lovely Izzy smiling you see Rachel, Zeke and Katya. Zeke looks like he has down's syndrome [being the tard character he is. One minute he's a pussy, next he suddenly grows a pair] and Rachel looks like someone has popped one off in her eyes.

[Dante]

Rachel sure loves Stingray so much that she wanted to live somewhere else. :rolleyes:

[Haden]

Paul today was just an absoulute legend. And Lou was back to his classic ways the tom jones line was hillarious. Neighbours is back! :smile:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Paul is a man after my own heart with a performance like that. Plus I think Katya is putting an act on after being hit by a reversing car with the speed of a golf kart.

[ZeldaFreak]

Paul is a man after my own heart with a performance like that. Plus I think Katya is putting an act on after being hit by a reversing car with the speed of a golf kart.

I could tell you something but I will say it cryptically, max gets all the pain until end of xmas then things may pick up for him,

Katya has fallen in love with max and wants to have an affair with him

EDIT: you mean zeke is physically turning into a girl thats sick

[EEVILMURRAY]

I have to say Sky is beginning to piss me off now. Apart from her evil shit eating smile we've been 'treated' to in the intro.. We're expected to want her and Dylan to get back together. The way she won't stop rubbing her tummy is most annoying also. You're pregnant, we get it. You're also a lying cheating whore, stop wasting time massaging your bump and start being honest.

I hope Dylan finds out about Sky and Stingray soonish, so there can be some serious beatdown. And Sky losing the baby, I hope that happens too.

[Eddage]

Do you reckon that Dillon's world will come crashing down around him all in one episode, he'll find out the baby isn't his and that Elle is faking her 'illness?'

[EEVILMURRAY]

It will be sad to see Dylan crushed like this. But it would be a means to an end to see Sky shat on. I hope Harold throws her out too. She's probably been dyking it up with Lana on the sly as well.

[rokhed00]

Speaking of Dylan, why is he working in a kitchen with his greasy mop without a hair net?

[Haden]

Paul today was again on top form. Wheras Steph was just being a bitch. I want to talk to some uncomplicated men that dont speak back. Loser.

[Babooo]

I hate Paul now, he's a dick.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Paul is awesome, it isn't nice what he did to Izzy but I hope Lynne loses everything and commits suicide, for being a royal bitch.

[rokhed00]

I reckon that creepy blind kid is the real Bree.

[BowserBasher]

I reckon that creepy blind kid is the real Bree.

I've been thinking there is something more to that girl. That seems like a good a point as any.

[Eddage]

I've been thinking there is something more to that girl. That seems like a good a point as any.

Same, I think her reaction to the things she was feeling up when she first went back to her house gave it away!

[Babooo]

I reckon that creepy blind kid is the real Bree.

Agreed.

She is creepy innit???

[Dante]

I'm sure that the blind girl was in Neighbours before playing someone else.

[rokhed00]

I'm sure that the blind girl was in Neighbours before playing someone else.

She does look familiar, just can't place her though.

[KingJoe]

Agreed.

She is creepy innit???

Double agreed.

She also has to be evil, she has her own theme music

[EEVILMURRAY]

I've just checked teh Wiki to see if she's played any other Neighbours character. Didn't find anything, and she indeed is the biological Timmon's kid. She's played by Tessa James.

[ZeldaFreak]

That was so obvious it hurt. I carnt wait to see karl and susans honeymoon

[Dante]

Silly Max just killed Cam.

[Eddage]

Oh Maxy boy, things can't get much worse for you! Well actually once Paul finds out I'm sure Max'll be in a whole new level of shit!

[EEVILMURRAY]

The way he "ran" him over was gorgeous. A pure side slam pimpsmacking if ever I saw one.

[Haden]

The way he "ran" him over was gorgeous. A pure side slam pimpsmacking if ever I saw one.

It really was awesome. Shame he was near tears afterwards took the badass factor out of it.

[EEVILMURRAY]

True. Plus t'was a nice twist about Neds new client being Jenae's Granny.

[rokhed00]

Looks like Max is well fucked.
If he doesn't end up in prison Paul will see him dead.
And what the fuck is up with izzy?

[EEVILMURRAY]

I didn't catch it on Friday but on Monday they had Izzy being told she only had a couple of weeks left...

[ZeldaFreak]

Looks like Max is well fucked.
If he doesn't end up in prison Paul will see him dead.
And what the fuck is up with izzy?

btw I tell you what happens

that he starts to have a mental breakdown in hospital, then escapes - and thats when we get a reverse trend and makes it seem like neighbours in late 90s or early 00's when it was crap. Oh and boyd accuses toady having an affair with steph

But neighbours is so obvious I could set my watch by it, I predicted to friends who watch it what will happen even before the aussies got their neighbours.

[Dante]

Max disappeared leaving behind only a family photo and jacket, distressing Steph and Boyd. Elle has since discovered it was wrong to do what she did and has hired a P.I. to find him. Carmella Cammeniti's cousin Teresa Cammeniti threw a pot of boiling water on Carmella and set fire to Erinsborough Hospital just as Sky was giving birth to a baby girl. As they evacuated, the baby was stolen by Stingray Timmins, who later passed out in bushes with her because of intoxication. Dylan found the baby and kept her for the three days that followed, without contacting anybody. Kerry was later anonymously returned to Sky by Elle, and Carmella was left with permanent facial burns. Dylan states that the baby is his, so the baby "Kerry", Stingray and Dylan get a blood test. It turns out that Dr Karl Kennedy had made a mistake. The real father of the baby is actually Dylan. Boyd and another girl have sexual intercourse while he is in Tasmania searching for his father.

[EEVILMURRAY]

SAUCY! O_O

[ZeldaFreak]

Oh and this next monday I will be seeing Alan Fletcher live( aka karl) singing songs from his album. Just for the hell of it. Plus I want him to sign loads of stuff so i can ebay it

[flameboy]

Oh and this next monday I will be seeing Alan Fletcher live( aka karl) singing songs from his album. Just for the hell of it. Plus I want him to sign loads of stuff so i can ebay it

yeah lol he has been to our student union before...

was reading on ramsaystreet website today, god we've got a crazy few months of neighbours ahead, some very "believable" story lines!

[EEVILMURRAY]

Apparently we got Conor and Stingray coming to our Student Union... Shit I think it might be tonight!

Autograph and piccies ahoy!

[Haden]

mmm the loft of porno pleasure!

[ZeldaFreak]

Is it porn or actually something else like wrestling mags that toadie collects

[EEVILMURRAY]

It can't be wrestling mags surely... they're not that taboo in the Kennedy household.

The obvious answer is porno but you can't help feeling it must be something else. Susan mentioned how all the lads used to go up there, but I don't recall Billy or Toadie going up there at all.... anyone?

[Dante]

Alot of talks about anime in this episode and Max is in touble now.

[ZeldaFreak]

but have I got a clue as to what happens but I am sure cameron is still alive I am sure I saw him in a future episode.

[KingJoe]

Sure it wasn't RobRob?

[ZeldaFreak]

Sure it wasn't RobRob?

No I think it was robrob that got killed as a last twisted joke

[Dante]

So it was porn magazines in the Kennedy household.

[rokhed00]

So it was porn magazines in the Kennedy household.

Oh yes, don't say you don't remember Toadies Ambrosia collection.

[/ nando /]

Oh yes, don't say you don't remember Toadies Ambrosia collection.

..I hope you mean a collection he obtained and not a collection OF Toadie..

..:shakehead

[rokhed00]

Janae is a ****, she should have let Katya take the fall, she's been nothing but trouble since she turned up.
Only to be expected from an ex junkie who turned to porn to feed her habit. Can't wait to see Zeiks expression when he realises he's jacking off over his big sister.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Lynne once again shows just why she should have her house and everything taken from her. You piss around in people's stuff and you get shat on. She doesn't seem to learn this fundamental fact when she's rummaging around in Pauls briefcase and finds the letter for Elle. ELLE! Not Lynne, so don't fucking o- shit she just did..

[Woz]

hehe, I like out people get right into it. Neighbours= best soap around.

[Haden]

Janae is a ****, she should have let Katya take the fall, she's been nothing but trouble since she turned up.
Only to be expected from an ex junkie who turned to porn to feed her habit. Can't wait to see Zeiks expression when he realises he's jacking off over his big sister.

lol im hoping he gets to the point of no return turns the page and sees her massive face staring at him. That would be a literal classic. I cant believe Max escaped death and why didnt Paul use a silencer?

[rokhed00]

Looks like Max has really lost the plot.

[ZeldaFreak]

Now peeps we all know how Neighbours produce ok music talent.

But no offence you shouldn't lie to them if they can't sing check the link below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPhQ4sfSidQ ("")

[EEVILMURRAY]

My assessment at university for TV studies is on Neighbours. It was going to be on Deal Or No Deal but I couldn't find any academic literature on game shows.

[rokhed00]

My assessment at university for TV studies is on Neighbours.

Sounds like a dream come true for you.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'm not going to lie, it does make the process a shitload easier. Fuck it, I may even do my dissertation around it too. However I'm leaning toward the idea on doing something on anime and kids.

[Rummy]

I used to watch neighbours all the time, especially when I was younger cos it was right after cbbc, stopped watching about a year ago now though. I caught a few episodes over the last few weeks, anyone care to tell me what exactly has happened to the House of Trouser?

[/ nando /]

..I think I missed it one day and the next time I saw it there were all these new kids in number 30.. didn't have a clue where they came from or what they're doing there.. still don't really know..

..but theres now a distinct lack of house of trouser flavour there now.. though that arrived when Ned the ponce turned up..

Bring Back Lance Wilkinson : peace:

[rokhed00]

Bollocks, Summer is back, looks like it could be permanent too.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'm hoping her penchant for being extremely annoying has disappeared during her time away.

Weird to see Bree with red lipstick instead of her trademark bint black.

[Dante]

Bree sure getting annoying every episode.

[rokhed00]

Bree sure getting annoying every episode.

Nothing new there then.

[ZeldaFreak]

Max returns in many monthes after toadie gets shot because of katya stealing cars.

Karl gets struck off(or gets an impeding trial to which he could be struck off)

Pipper's mum is actually a lesbo

Srgt Stieger (Pippers Dad) starts dating Janelle Timmins

On a other note the only way to pull fit lasses espicially at long haul destinations, is to have loads of money, dressed nicely. And act like your bloody well damn royalty

[EEVILMURRAY]

Looks like Summer's off again. Yay.

[rokhed00]

Looks like Summer's off again. Yay.

That was a lucky escape.

[Dante]

She has turn into a Yo-Yo.

[EEVILMURRAY]

That was a lucky escape.

Indeed.

They didn't explain how Stingray lost that note "Max" left with him. Either that or I missed that bit ¬_¬

[THE ganondorflol]

lol, I sometimes watch it, depends. Eastenders is much better though. I remember the plane crash best one ever. It probarbly has already mentioned, couldn't be bothered to go threw the hole thread thow. (PS mi speling is bad on porpose

[rokhed00]

Eastenders is much better though.

Go wash your mouth out with soap.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Official remixed intro, looks... alright I guess. At least it shows Pepper and them lot are here to stay for a lil' while.

And what remarkable service from hospital security.

[rokhed00]

And what remarkable service from hospital security.

Looked like the old bill to me.
About time though, I'm surprised it took Karl this long to realize that Theresa was a nutter.

[Dante]

Katya was making feel ill with her sexy look at the cars yesterday.

[Rummy]

Eastenders is much better though. I remember the plane crash best one ever.

I stopped watching shortly a month or two before all that plane crash stuff with someone trying to kill Paul or whatever it was. However, I take great offense to your comment about Eastenders being better. One prime example to disprove your point would be that in the week that Lisa shot Phil in Eastenders, Billy read Anne's Diary. I rest my case.
Speaking of Anne, can anyone tell me what happened to Lance, and if he ever came back after going to America 'for a few months' with Allyana(was that her name?)?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Speaking of Anne, can anyone tell me what happened to Lance, and if he ever came back after going to America 'for a few months' with Allyana(was that her name?)?
He came back for a few episodes for some "convention" but that's about it.

[/ nando /]

..old lancey boy needs to make a return.. and help cleanse 'the street' of residents who have long outstayed their welcome (Lynne, Ned, Summer.. and the like)

..and he should bring a Nintendo with him.. replace that Playstation at the House of Trouser :D

[ZeldaFreak]

The thing is we need an english guy out there, and have conner come back

[rokhed00]

have conner come back

I hate to break it to you, but Connor is dead.

[Eddage]

I hate to break it to you, but Connor is dead.

Did they actually ever find his body?

As far as I can remember they found his wallet or something, then some evidence that he was/had been in another country (Thailand springs to mind, don't know why) then they just didn't mention him again?!

Or did Robert confess to killing him?

[Raining_again]

Yay neighbours thread how i missed ye!

Well annoyed that i missed most of neighbours today...tuned in to see sky have her baby and then it get stolen. :(

[ZeldaFreak]

I hate to break it to you, but Connor is dead.

They never found his body, I reckon he went back to Ireland now he'll come back.

Plus they never found Serenas body.

But god I hope they kill Sky mangel off soon.

Most annoying *female dog* on that show

[Eddage]

Most annoying *female dog* on that show

Please, she's an amateur when compared to Lynn Scully and Katya!

[rokhed00]

They never found his body, I reckon he went back to Ireland now he'll come back.

Loads of bodies have never been found in Neighbours history, only one of them ever came back and that was Harold, seeing as Connor is nowhere near as popular as Harold, and the actor left the show by choice to pursue different projects it's a pretty safe bet he won't be coming back and may as well be dead.

[/ nando /]

..Connor will come back to celebrate the millionth episode or something.. and say something stereotypically irish like 'I'm back.. was gettin scunnered o' the oul Guiness.. only jokin like'

..Then he'll never be seen again..

Now for a run down of people who should leave neighbours (preferably due to their character dying) so that they never, ever return:

Lynne Skully - there is no need for an explanation
Ned Parker - pansy
Katya Kinski- annoying
Summer Hoyland- ..she's been about 10 for how long?

..there's more but I can't be bothered any more..

http://www.itr.is/img/articlepics/Throttheimar/Harold%20Neighbours.jpg

[rokhed00]

Bring back Afro Harold.
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8da2460095.jpg

[ZeldaFreak]

Loads of bodies have never been found in Neighbours history, only one of them ever came back and that was Harold, seeing as Connor is nowhere near as popular as Harold, and the actor left the show by choice to pursue different projects it's a pretty safe bet he won't be coming back and may as well be dead.

Connor said that he was taking a year out and then going back, ie he'll be back around the summer, and he didn't actually for different projects he left cos he wanted to go back to ireland and england for a change of scenery.

Thats why they found the wallet from china was handed in at the australian embassy. I reckon he'll come back ...

On a related note I carn't wait to see parkinson and julian cleary(sp??) and emma bunton in neighbours that will be hillarious

[EEVILMURRAY]

Something's telling me Max or Dylan may have taken the baby.

[rokhed00]

Something's telling me Max or Dylan may have taken the baby.

My moneys on Dylan, Max is gone for good.

[ZeldaFreak]

My moneys on Dylan, Max is gone for good.

You don't watch ahead do you! Max is back in about 3-4 weeks. And yes its dylan who got the baby. And elle steals it off him.

Ramsay street is the epicentre of evil.

As craig ferguson would say "I'm glad the Australians are on our side"

[rokhed00]

You don't watch ahead do you!

No, I prefer not to know what's going to happen.

[thirtynine.]

its so dylan that way he gets back at sky and scott. he also obviously set up scott by planting the name bracelett.

[Dante]

Nope, Dylan finds Scott a sleep with the baby and takes the baby off him.

[Raining_again]

omw NOO why did i read this thread

*goes off and cries*


SPOILER TAGGG!!!!!!

[ZeldaFreak]

Its not really a spoiler seen as the episodes have already been aired. Just get sky get a single strength increaser, that way you get to see both american and australian tv.

[Raining_again]

Its not really a spoiler seen as the episodes have already been aired. Just get sky get a single strength increaser, that way you get to see both american and australian tv.

:blank:

Not
The
Point.

[rokhed00]

Its not really a spoiler seen as the episodes have already been aired.

Not in this country they haven't, you ****.

[ZeldaFreak]

Well la de daaa

You can watch them in this country though.

I personally feel neighbours is getting a bit too obvious in their plots.

[rokhed00]

Well la de daaa

You can watch them in this country though.


You can watch any show from any country wherever you like if you have the right equipment, most people don't though, so don't spoil things for the majority.

[thirtynine.]

Well la de daaa

You can watch them in this country though.

I personally feel neighbours is getting a bit too obvious in their plots.
thats like me going to the 24 thread and spoiling the plot because you can download the episodes that are ahead of the uk.

[rokhed00]

So, the mystery man in the limo (if you can call it that) tailing that Will bloke isn't his spurned sugar daddy.

[EEVILMURRAY]

It seems he has some sort of "get married before your Xth birthday or lose your inheritence" thing going.

[KingJoe]

I'm going to fuck with my kids heads like that.

[rokhed00]

It seems he has some sort of "get married before your Xth birthday or lose your inheritence" thing going.

And I thought it was a try being heterosexual thing for a spoilt daddies boy way sort of thing.

[ZeldaFreak]

I thought it was deal with your fathers business by set date or never get anything from your fathers estate ever again.

[rokhed00]

Great episode for comedy today, Steigers hunting trip and Lou and Mishkas photoshoot broke up the tedium of the baby Mangel saga nicely.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Steigar has turned into a right fruit.

[rokhed00]

Steigar has turned into a right fruit.

He's got a lovely dog though, I thought Fiona was going to shoot it today by accident.

[Dante]

He's got a lovely dog though, I thought Fiona was going to shoot it today by accident.

Same here Rokhed00.

[EEVILMURRAY]

What happened yesterday? I missed it.

[rokhed00]

How stupid is Mishka?

[EEVILMURRAY]

What a lovely bit of pimpsmacking Katya unleashed today!

[weeyellowbloke]

I fear the mortality rate is going to go up massively in Ramsey Street with the retirement of Karl Kennedy.

[thirtynine.]

I fear the mortality rate is going to go up massively in Ramsey Street with the retirement of Karl Kennedy.
I thought all was right in the world of kennedy. what with Karl and Sunsan getting back together. Now my world is upside down :(

[rokhed00]

I fear the mortality rate is going to go up massively in Ramsey Street with the retirement of Karl Kennedy.

Especially if he throws himself in to his 'music'.

[Dante]

Wow at Rosey in that dress! :shock:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Rosie, as soon as she appeared has always wanted a piece of The Don. Paul can't be faulted for not wanting that meddling whore Lynne because of her.

[THE ganondorflol]

Originally posted by Boyd
I'd rather eat dirt than shake hands with you Paul.

You're learning fast, my son.

[rokhed00]

Nice one by Paul, I thought he was going to leave Lynn at the altar, but what he did was so much better. She's putting on a brave face but you can tell she's crushed inside, I wouldn't be surprised if she never comes back from her 'honeymoon'.

[ReZourceman]

Ive been meaning to ask you guys...wheres Max gone?

I saw some episodes where he was in hospital...and I saw an episode this week and pooff hes gone.

[rokhed00]

Ive been meaning to ask you guys...wheres Max gone?

I saw some episodes where he was in hospital...and I saw an episode this week and pooff hes gone.

He just wandered off in to the night and jumped on a bus, due back soon though apparently.

[ReZourceman]

Awesome. I like Max.

[Eddage]

Nice one by Paul, I thought he was going to leave Lynn at the altar, but what he did was so much better. She's putting on a brave face but you can tell she's crushed inside, I wouldn't be surprised if she never comes back from her 'honeymoon'.

Dear God please let that be the case!

[EEVILMURRAY]

That would be awesome. Not having to see that whore ever again.

Nice to see Steph returning to her tomboy ways.

[rokhed00]

If Toady dies I will not be happy.
That Katya has been nothing but trouble since she turned up, she should have been shot, and died.

[Eddage]

If Toady dies I will not be happy.
That Katya has been nothing but trouble since she turned up, she should have been shot, and died.

Agreed!

Has the intro been remixed again, not sure since I haven't seen the start for a while but it looked different. If it is a recent thing then maybe Toadies inclusion is a sign of his upcoming recovery?

[/ nando /]

..Katya is almost as bad as Lynne Skully.. almost..

[rokhed00]

I can't believe Stieger is offering her a deal to keep her out of prison, she needs to pay for all the trouble she's caused. If she's not going to prison though her doing a runner is the next best thing, as long as nobody finds her and she never comes back, but I doubt that's going to happen.

Nice ending today though, Max getting the shopping in.

[/ nando /]

..yeh.. though I failed to notice if he still had the mad side-burns :bowdown:

..I hope Katya gets killed while she is away, then there's no way she can come back.. if only Ned would clear off too..

[EEVILMURRAY]

I can't believe Stieger is offering her a deal to keep her out of prison
I found a Facebook group yesterday about Steiger. It has a lovely picture of a T-shirt saying "Eye of the Steiger". I can't believe I didn't think of it myself. But this T-shirt must be mine.

[/ nando /]

:laughing: ..the t-shirt sounds fantastic. Eye of the Steiger.. that's gold!

..if you ever find some for sale, point me in the direction :heh:

Hell yeah!

[rokhed00]

I found a Facebook group yesterday about Steiger. It has a lovely picture of a T-shirt saying "Eye of the Steiger". I can't believe I didn't think of it myself. But this T-shirt must be mine.

Show us the picture.

[EEVILMURRAY]

From the group: Alan Steiger- The Karl Kennedy of the Policing World.

"Karl Kennedy may be a GP, a Gynaecologist, a Pediatrician, an Oncologist... (the list is endless) but Steiger is a Sergeant, a Detective, a Traffic Cop, a Self-Defense Instructor, a SWOT Squadie, an Interogator, a Double 0' and Rambo to boot.

After four long years as a backbencher Steiger has finally made it to the status of regular character with the recognition he deserves. Criminals of Erinsborough beware.

He can hunt wild boar and spot a crim from 100 feet, but not if they're right in front of his face. Steiger is a Leg End."

It goes without saying, this chap takes shit from noone.
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/744/steigerox6.jpg

[Eddage]

That is a thing of sheer beauty!

[rokhed00]

Classic, I reckon Steiger deserves his own show.

[EEVILMURRAY]

The bloke has his own Cafepress section.

http://www.cafepress.com/steigerwear

Big up the Steigerwear Massive. WHO'S WITH ME!?

[rokhed00]

The bloke has his own Cafepress section.

http://www.cafepress.com/steigerwear

Big up the Steigerwear Massive. WHO'S WITH ME!?

Definitely, I've just ordered myself one of these.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/111988426v15_240x240_Front_Color-MilitaryGreen.jpg

[EEVILMURRAY]

Ditto, actually I just tried ordering it and my card number is too long it seems. I'm not sure, which bit do I not bother putting in?

[Tis a Maestro by the way]

[Eddage]

I am soooo tempted to order one of those t-shirts......

damn, I just don't know, how much is it in £'s?

[rokhed00]

Ditto, actually I just tried ordering it and my card number is too long it seems. I'm not sure, which bit do I not bother putting in?

[Tis a Maestro by the way]

No idea, aren't Maestro the european equivalent to Mastercard? Maybe you can only use them in Europe, best phone the bank to find out.

I am soooo tempted to order one of those t-shirts......

damn, I just don't know, how much is it in £'s?

About half.

[/ nando /]

..that is so tempting.. how cool is that! ..I'd be a flippin legend at uni.. (or at least a little cooler.. : peace:)

[shaq365]

How can they keep making OC references in Neighbours - surely the universe should implode...

[Eddage]

How can they keep making OC references in Neighbours - surely the universe should implode...

They same way they make Kylie Minogue references!

[EEVILMURRAY]

No idea, aren't Maestro the european equivalent to Mastercard? Maybe you can only use them in Europe, best phone the bank to find out.
This ees bullsheet. I'll have to ask Mummy if I can comandeer her credit card in the name of Steiger.

[rokhed00]

What the hell is Janae on?
Max leading a double life all these years just seems so unlikely.

[ZeldaFreak]

This ees bullsheet. I'll have to ask Mummy if I can comandeer her credit card in the name of Steiger.

Maestro is the european version of a switch card

[EEVILMURRAY]

Has anyone noticed that in the remixed intro, Elle and Paul don't seem very happy?

[Dante]

Has anyone noticed that in the remixed intro, Elle and Paul don't seem very happy?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/EllePaul.jpg


Max returns to Ramsay Street and he is reunited with Steph, but Steph reveals that she has moved on and is now in love with Toadie. (Episode 5130 "The Ghost Who Walks")
After Carmella broke up with him, Will makes a run for it. Steph finally chooses between Toadie and Max. (Episode 5132 "Shortcut To Happiness")
Frazer's younger brother, Ringo, makes a shocking arrival on Ramsay Street. (Episode 5133 "Swindler's list")
Lou's daughter, Lolly, returns to Ramsay Street, but she isn't as innocent as she appears. (Episode 5134 "Hello Lolly")
Will's brother Oliver Barnes introduces himself to Carmella and exposes Will as a fraud. (Episode 5137 "For Whom Janelle Tolls")
Max is let off his murder charge when Toadie uses Robert to force him to reveal that he never loved Katya. (Episode 5143 "Ned Man Walking")
Ramsay street witnesses the end of one of it's much loved marriages when Steph and Max decide to end their marriage. (Episode 5148 "Valentine's prey") As a result of this Max decides to go back to work on the oil rigs (Episode 5150 "The last siren")
Rosie and Pepper shared a lesbian kiss forcing other people in Ramsey street to believe that they are gay (Episode 5157 "Feud Glorious Feud" and 5158 "Lets be Friends")
Boyd breaks off his marriage with Janae and continues his fling with Glenn. (Episode 5168 "Cruelly, Badly, Weeply")

[EEVILMURRAY]

I love these episode titles they've recently started adding.

[Woz]

What the hell is Janae on?
Max leading a double life all these years just seems so unlikely.

Who cares when she is that hot :heh:

[ZeldaFreak]

All I got to say is tv is slipping. Especially today when Frazer said "3 words, Paul Fucking Robinson"

[Dante]

All I got to say is tv is slipping. Especially today when Frazer said "3 words, Paul Fucking Robinson"

Frazer said "3 words, Paul Bloody Robinson"

[Eddage]

Frazer said "3 words, Paul Bloody Robinson"

I thought it was "Paul freaking Robinson"

[EEVILMURRAY]

I thought it was fricking. But each to their own.

[ZeldaFreak]

Frazer said "3 words, Paul Bloody Robinson"

Maybe it was fucking/fricking/fecking but he definately said a f word.

[Eddage]

Maybe it was fucking/fricking/fecking but he definately said a f word.

Which definitely wasn't fucking....

I think EEVIL was right, it probably was fricking.

[KingJoe]

Steigerwear is the best thing I have ever seen. I'm getting an eye of the Steiger T-shirt right now.

[/ nando /]

..no doubt it was frickin'

Eye of the frickin' Steiger

[ZeldaFreak]

still i bet it will get complaints on point of view.

[Dante]

still i bet it will get complaints on point of view.

Dear Telly

I was shocked to hear the word fucking on a Australia soap called Neighbours.

Please make sure that it will never happens again.

ZeldaFreak.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Steigerwear is the best thing I have ever seen. I'm getting an eye of the Steiger T-shirt right now.
I too have ordered my Eye Of The Steiger T-shirt. My housemate let me borrow his credit card. Job's a good 'un.

[flameboy]

It was fricking I'm pretty sure. It really annoys me when they do that, Stingray uses a lot of words like spigging instead of swear words theres really no need you don't see other soaps doing it, they just cut the sentences short.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Steiger has finally succumbed to the Timmons Charms... I was sure that he would be able to resist.

[rokhed00]

Steiger has finally succumbed to the Timmons Charms... I was sure that he would be able to resist.

I was really hoping someone was going to get a crossbow bolt up their arse today, shame it never happened.

[weeyellowbloke]

When Steiger said to Bree, "I was about to make you a stuck pig" I laughed so much.

[ZeldaFreak]

Especially if it was Bree or Ziek, or better yet both of them.

[EEVILMURRAY]

The remixed credits show Bree in "normal" mode. Perhaps this signals the end to her goth bullshit, which I actually have gotten used to.

However Lynne isn't featured at all, which really does please me much.

[/ nando /]

However Lynne isn't featured at all, which really does please me much.

I never noticed that.. but if that's a hint at what to expect then: :yay:

..it would be a huge shame if she was to leave..

..and Steiger is becoming much more prominent (deservedly :laughing:) ..he certainly made me laugh today! It's making me want a T-Shirt all the more.. and I'm probably gonna start saying Eye of the Steiger in normal conversation :shakehead ..but oh, it'll be worth it :awesome:

[rokhed00]

Good one on Steiger, doing things by the book, that Katya needs a bit of jail time.

Wish we could have seen Janelles kill though.

[Dante]

The remixed credits show Bree in "normal" mode. Perhaps this signals the end to her goth bullshit, which I actually have gotten used to.

However Lynne isn't featured at all, which really does please me much.

Lynne isnt coming back because of Paul. :yay:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Lynne isnt coming back because of Paul. :yay:
Indeed. It really does please me much. Big respect to the Robinson. I can see myself becoming muchos like him in the future.

Maybe this means she'll get back with Joe Scully and we can hear him shouting "LYNNEY!" on numerous occasions.

[Dante]

Lyn's final words on the show were "Without you girls, I don't know what I would have done!" to Susan and Steph.

[weeyellowbloke]

That was quite a low key departure, I thought she was just going on holiday to recover, not that I'm too unhappy about it. But wait, no more Lynne means no more Oscar. Nooooo, that kid was a little legend.

[EEVILMURRAY]

No, he was a little shit who inherited annoying powers from his mother.

Anyone noticed the constant use of surnames used? Main example being Steiger and Janelle. She calls him Steiger, He calls her Timmons. What a lovely couple.

[rokhed00]

It has arrived.
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/fc8c6ef7d7.jpg
All hail to the Steiger.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Your beard makes your neck appear exceptionally long.

[rokhed00]

Your beard makes your neck appear exceptionally long.

I prefer to think it covers exactly how exceptionally long my neck really is.

[EEVILMURRAY]

What was done at the garage? I couldn't see anything.

[rokhed00]

What was done at the garage? I couldn't see anything.

Me neither, but I'm assuming it was some graffiti along the lines of 'dirty carpet muncher' or something like that.

Is it just me or has Max's bald patch almost doubled in size?

[EEVILMURRAY]

I think it's migrated to his chin area.

[EEVILMURRAY]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/28032007/344/apprentice-kyal-quit-neighbours.html

Scandal.

[Dante]

Wow at Rachel!

[|Laguna|]

Wow at Rachel!

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/3950/1550075321lzc5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Indeed/

I'm surprised to find no pictures of her in the hot person thread*. I think she's older than her character, neighbours always muck around with character ages to fit them into certain brackets. :(

*hint hint ;)

[EEVILMURRAY]

According to the Wiki, the actress playing was born in 1990, but Rachel was born in '91.

I must confess, her rack has suddenly become much more improved. It might be the hair remixing which brings it all together.

[rokhed00]

That Lolly has turned out to be a right dodgy ****.
Fuck the DNA test results, that's proof enough that she really is Lous daughter.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Aw c'mon. A daughter of Lou wouldn't be such a bitch.

With Janelle and Paul, all anyone needs is a dictaphone and job's a good 'un.

[rokhed00]

Aw c'mon. A daughter of Lou wouldn't be such a bitch.

You're forgetting who her mother was, Lous dodgyness plus Cheryls bitchiness equals super brat.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Hmm maybe. But I wouldn't go as far to say Lou's dodgyness contributed. He's all about zany get-rich-quick schemes... With sexy results.

[rokhed00]

Hmm maybe. But I wouldn't go as far to say Lou's dodgyness contributed. He's all about zany get-rich-quick schemes... With sexy results.

What, you mean like nobbling horse races?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Exactly! Wouldn't want to steal Karl's Wallet with zanyness like that.

[/ nando /]

..hold on.. are Ned AND Katya both leaving by the end of this episode?

..this could go down as best episode ever.. I hope I haven't got the wrong end of the stick..

[mike-zim]

ask an aussie they are like 3 years ahead of us.

[/ nando /]

..damn.. still not gone.. but it's looking like Ned is gonna get a good Robboin which is almost as good..

[rokhed00]

I knew it was too good to be true, we're stuck with Pansy boy, but at least it looks like Paul's going to fit him up.

[EEVILMURRAY]

The plan to get rid of the Cock was nicely executed. Albeit sabotaged.

[rokhed00]

Looks like Paul owns Ned now.

[/ nando /]

..it'll probably involve ripping apart Fraser and Rosie so Paul can go and get his willy up..

(but we all hope at the start he will say 'I will pay you £25 gra.. yeh right, I hope he shoots you in the head you pansy boy.. but not before I beat you to death with my leg.. you root')

..or something to that effect..

[EEVILMURRAY]

How the fuck does Paul do it!?

[rokhed00]

How the fuck does Paul do it!?

Ned makes it easy, he's such a simpleton.