Sexuality Thread

Right am offksies for a party...

Much Love

Takeo, you have a sex in the city boxset??? LMAO

I never watched sex in the city.

Sex and the City is one of those witty late night shows you can just stick on and enjoy. The boxset only cost £45 last christmas which was Sexcellent.

ROFL the amount of people coming up against me lately is ridiculous.

Ever stop and think why?!

Takeo, you have a sex in the city boxset??? LMAO

See the games/DVD collection thread thing. I also have all the ghost in the shell DVDs, all the bond films and other randomness.

David came out on Coronation Street last night.

Nothing will beat watching those two coppers kiss on the Bill in uniform.

That was a gooooooood day. lol

David came out on Coronation Street last night.

WAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT

Your male and you like Sex & The City.

 

Shhhh

"(no closed minded persons please)"

Read that, next time.

People are different. I don't like Sex and the City, but I love Desperate Housewives. I also love Lost and other action dramas. People can appreciate good stories if they want.

Im not trying to achieve anything. I percieved you as throwing banter around, but obviously you had a different motive and were just trying to single me out with your bollocks.

 

And I responded to a random attack from Takeo of having bad taste. Everytime I try to move on, somebody else attacks me and when I reply, im seen as the problem - It's hilarious. This forum is giggles

Your nothimg important hobz, stop trying to act it and ruin a thread in a typical thread ruining way. I could of gussed this thred wouldn't of been ruined by homophobes but idiots like yourself.

Your nothing important, your not special, your not even remotely interesting to listen to. Takeo on the other hand.

As he said you don't like it here jog on...

Right Moving On....

Chocolate Body Paint on a pair of Lesbians...

Who you be your ideal pair of Lesbians?

Guys, shurrup. You all suck.

Now, let's get back to the gay talk. (never thought I'd say that)

Hmmmmm, I'm staying out of that argument.

My ideal pair of lesbians would be two really hot blondes who couldn't afford a dildo so use me instead while they're kissing. Like Madonna and Britney. Only Britney with hair and Madonna ten years younger. You know what I mean.

Hmmmmm, I'm staying out of that argument.

 

My ideal pair of lesbians would be two really hot blondes who couldn't afford a dildo so use me instead while they're kissing. Like Madonna and Britney. Only Britney with hair and Madonna ten years younger. You know what I mean.

That's disgusting.

Mine wuld have to be the Olsen Twins

Or failing that

Emma Watson and one of the Olsen Twins....

Back to Gay Chat

Couldn't help but imagine you working in a call centre style environment, talking a load of bollocks to help sexually frustrated 50 year olds get off.

Was a horrendous thought, i am now in the process of washing out my mind with hot sulphuric acid.

Mine wuld have to be the Olsen Twins

 

Or failing that

 

Emma Watson and one of the Olsen Twins....

I'd have all the All Saints girl.

Except maybe Shaznay, and replace her with my new found love, THE Watson.

I'm glad I wasn't born 50 years ago.

The extent to which soceity has changed since then is crazy.

I think this calls for THE WATSON

Someone fancy setting me up with her?

That's disgusting.

I know:grin:

The Olsen twins would be alright... their annoying accents would make me wanna puke though.

I think this calls for THE WATSON

 

 

Someone fancy setting me up with her?

Perhaps you could teach her how to act on set (and in the bedroom? )

Perhaps you could teach her how to act on set (and in the bedroom? )

Lay off her! She's buff, it's all that matters when it comes to these things!

I know:grin:

 

The Olsen twins would be alright... their annoying accents would make me wanna puke though.

I mean hey, I'm all for filth, but the Olsen Twins make me want to throws heavy bricks at them, let alone turn straight and want to shag them.

Now, now Ant. We have a place for THE Watson, and that's in the Hot People Gallery.

*plays Batman Music*

To the gallery!

Anyway back to more important things. In other words...

[homer simpson voice]

GAY POLICEMEN ON THE BILL.

[/homer simpson voice]

Yes I know it's old news but it's being revisited in my head.

I mean hey, I'm all for filth, but the Olsen Twins make me want to throws heavy bricks at them, let alone turn straight and want to shag them.

(In typical La/American accent) Like, totally. I always get them mixed up. Ashley is better than her sis, though.

Here's one for you. I know everyone is different but generally, when people are younger, age gaps make lots of difference but as you get older I think less so. Was just thinking about how some of my gay friends at school went out with guys MUCH older than them. Any thoughts?