HOLY FUCKI GSHIT

hey KNEWEEEEE!!

ive just gotten back from a fr4eiends 18th birthday party y and omfg i dont think ive EVEr been tjnis drunk beforte, seriousdly what happened was i split a sdrink of a friend and he said b uy me a nother one so i accidentyly bought another aftershocvk andf uit was SO TASTY so ighasdf to buy another one!!

and then i had itand liike WHOA IT TOTALLY FUCKED ME SO I TOLD ME FRIEND nd he wasd loiek shji9ty we have to have mnore so wwe had 3 miorem lmfao it was seriously good funm

i have NEVRTG been this drunivbefore, i cant see very far ATY ALL

HO)W IS N-E?!?!?! I HAD SUCVYH A GOOD NIGHT I HOPE YUO DID TOO OMGH

Somebody save this and show it too him tomorrow.

Haha rofl

Great to see you had a good time.

I was hoping your post was going somewhere embaressing but alas it did not. :p

it sdidnt but me and m y friend has so mabny6 shotuy omgg it was so good

ium alking to myfriend on masn now! this is so cool!

We seem to be getting alot of drunken topic

dNTE OMG youd be so mjch fun whend runk yo9ud be like "HEY NEW SPOSJTY" amnd we'd be like WHATY TYO YOU THIBNN" and you'fd say i dunno rofl

Right you are

HENDERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON is absolutely leathered.

it sdidnt but me and m y friend has so mabny6 shotuy omgg it was so good

 

ium alking to myfriend on masn now! this is so cool!

You know what you should do now. play Geometry Wars 2! :p

"HEY NEW SPOSJTY"

Yeah, that's what she said!

No? OK

I predict a hangover.

Light weight.

You know what you should do now. play Geometry Wars 2! :p

By god, I think he'd set a world record.

i cant i don'twant to lol the cpolou7rs might make me trhorugh uiop

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i want to do tonighyt again but fd4rink just aftershock from the starty, serriousluy, i had 4 magwenrs nd 3 snots and now im like tyhjis but n=e is such a good placemto e seruiuysky

i cant i don'twant to lol the cpolou7rs might make me trhorugh uiop

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i want to do tonighyt again but fd4rink just aftershock from the starty, serriousluy, i had 4 magwenrs nd 3 snots and now im like tyhjis but n=e is such a good placemto e seruiuysky

Awww bless, i think it's trying to communicate in some ancient tongue. We need to study this creature.

I'll give it a go.

placemto e seruiuysky

"Speak friend and enter."

Am I the only person who suspects that's not just alcohol this time?

placet o be seruipously is what i tried to say i thik

placet o be seruipously is what i tried to say i thik

Place to be seriously?

Am I the only person who suspects that's not just alcohol this time?

shity i mean it due4 there waerrte no druhs or anyrthing just alcohol i was fine opn the maghners until the aftershock canme out thn i fell off my chair rofl

Am I the only person who suspects that's not just alcohol this time?

I suspected he may have inhaled some molten stupid...

Light weight.

Is someone getting high and mighty about the affects of alcohol?

I suspected he may have inhaled some molten stupid...

if you call moleten stupid aftert shock lmao it was the bolack one, taxsyyed like burning so i dunno

Light weight.

*high five*

But yeah, the novelty of drinking to excess wears thin.

And a quick edit : Aftershock?!?! are we back in the 90's? That stuff is only good for the aftershock challenge. There are much better drinks oiut there.

I can't understand what he's saying, but the smiles face at the end tell me he's in a friendly mood.