Posted August 14, 2008 The BASICS * Sign ups for this BISH are now totally closed! Nobody else til the next one. * You must submit a list before you can play, and have it accepted by me! (jayseven) * Your list must be 5-10 items. * Assign your list a total of 1000 points (see examples below). * You only take pictures of other peoples' lists. * Post your images in this thread, don't post links, post actual images. * Include the name of what you have BISHed and the points it is worth, please! * You must be in your picture! At the very least, a hand/finger with your forum name written on. * The closing date for the competition is Friday 12th September. Bluey's BISHLIST *sneeze*[i've made the points here, btw - jayseven] 1. a scene from your favourite movie - reenacted by jelly babies. 300pts 2. a cadburys creme egg 50pts 3. a time machine (NB: can be home made) 300pts 4. a completely black or white cat 175pts 5. a completely white or black dog (if the cat was white then the dog must be black! if the cat was black then the dog must be white!) 175pts j7's BONUS! Get 4. and 5. in the same picture for an extra 200 points. Coolness Bear's sorry for the lateness! 1. Holding two N64 games in your mouth. 75 2. Coolness Bears - 3 'G' games - 50 3. Poking your head through a window - 25 4. SUIT UP! 150 5. Dancing with the devil. (interpret that how you like!) 175 6. Watching TV wearing all blue. 125 7. Shopping with a trolley. 25 8. sitting on a cushion pillow with a cup on your head. 175 9. a picture at midnight exactly midnight. 50 10. High fiving someone. 150 Cube's BISH³ BISHes - a British blue shorthair cat (300) - a Weighted Companion Cube (200) - the view from atop a mountain/hill (200) - an N64 Expansion Pak, Rumble Pak and Memory Pak (150) - someone doing a handstand (100) - something hot (50) Dan Dare's apologies for the delay 1. The film Hercules In New York on DVD for 100 points 2. A Hard copy of the videogame Flashback on any format. Not screenshots or ROMS. for 150 points 3. A Mammal in mid air. for 100 points [Another twofer opportunity here! - jayseven] 4. Tolstoy's War and Peace for 100 Points 5. An Avacardo, Butternut Squash and an Aubergine at the same time. for 100 points 6. A Bowl of brown M&Ms for 250 Points 7. A Construction Worker for 75 points 8. A pretend gunfight involving no less than 3 people. for 125 points j7's BONUS! do a movie of #8 that is at least two minutes long for 300pts! Gizmo's bish list A cat with headphones on - 100 A Rocket launcher - 150 A sun dial - 100 A gold shoe - 100 A canoe - 200 A human doing a cartwheel - 150 Gizmo or a gremlin - 200 haden's Re: hey A spider's web 50 ponts A VHS player 50 points An animal asleep 100 ponts A Bentley 150 points Haden - Robot - 150 A public clock eg one in a town at 1am (Not a watch) 200 points A full moon 300 points jayseven's list pile of broken bones 100 dig with care 150 Draw a picture with your foot, proof would be nice! 100 6 shots of different alcohol 100 bubble bath 100 page 2674 in a book 50 Chili vodka is 200 Someone unicycling 200 Letty BISHop's BISH List!! 5 inch heels. (145) RAINBOW!!! (050) A slug on a carpet. (400) Letty - Keyboard on head - 205 Beautiful sunset. (200) Mr_Odwin's Bish Game A Mormon church - 200 points A bumblebee - 150 points Mr_Odwin's - A real and alive fish - 100 Lightning - 300 points An adult (18+) going down a slide in a children's playground - 50 points [ooh chance for a twofer! - jayseven] A driving & waving bus driver - 200 points My Buttons are Magic! bish list... 1) Scooby doo N64 Game - 280 points 2) Oscar the Grouch Hoodie - 150 points 3) Barratts Uniform - 150 points 4) Coolboarders 2 for the ps1 - 100 points 5) 3 pairs of pink shoes - 100 points 6) A pictures of a spaniel and a collie (a picture of a picture doesnt count..) - 70 7) - Scrappy doo teddy - 50 8) Charmed Season 6 dvd boxset - 50 points 9) Tescos Shortbread - 40 points 10) Dr pepper - can only - 10 points Nami A lost soldier - 123 2. The sock king - 132 3. Red sky - 60 4. Your favourite snack - 9 5. Sonic - 33 6. 2 Magpies - 200 7. A basket ball net - 159 8. Waterfall - 113 9. A "No vehicles carrying explosives" road sign - 124 10. Some wiggley worms - 47 nightwolf's bish! [Points are MINE - jayseven] 1. A picture of you shaking hands with a worker at gamestation 200pts 2. A red open top double decker bus 100pts 3. A pink ford ka 200pts 4. A hadouken poster 50pts 5. A picture of a person wearing false eyelashes as a beard or some form of facial hair 100pts 6. A rainbow jacket or hooded top 25pts 7. A game for 50p (has to be for a games console) 25pts 8. A picture of big ben (no dirty remarks on that one, ta. ) 100pts 9. 13:37pm on a clock face/ timer etc. 50pts 10. dancing pig - 200 ShadowV7's Bish list 1. Clown bed - 180 points 2. Original Power Rangers Toy - 140 points 3. Charizard Pokemon Card - 160 points 4. Vending Machine with Golden Lights crisps - 120 points [never heard of these! - jayseven] 5. A person in mid-air with a red top - 60 points 6. 6 cans making a triangle - 90 points 7. Concert Ticket - 80 points 8. All 7 Harry Potter books - 50 points 9. Bus Reciept - 20 points 10. ating with chopsticks - 100 Shorty's BISH 3 Collection Point C at an Argos store - 250G 11 Matryoshka Dolls - 200G Ten people, no more or less, excluding yourself - 100G 5 Wii Games, 5 Xbox360 Games and 5 PS3 Games all in the same shot - 100G A person disguised as a table - 75G You holding a picture of yourself holding a picture of yourself - 75G Rock Band drum kit - 50G A Region 0 DVD - 50G A Flagpoles with a flag on it, at least 5ft high 10G per pole up to 100G! j7 bonus; Get all 10 flagpoles for 150g bonus! Strider's Bish-a-roo 1) You playing air-guitar while wearing sun glasses. (50 points) 2) 3 different controllers from 3 different consoles (50 points) 3) A 3 level card tower/pyramid made of DVD sized cases (game cases also accepted) (100 points) 4) A slide. You must be sliding down the slide. (150 points) 5) A Mr Potato head (100 points) 6) A winning scratch card. A real one, not the one from the newspapers which are always winners. (250 points) 7) A box of Rice Krispies (50 points) 8) A cat (50 points) 9) A black Fiat Punto (100 points) 10) A mannequin (100 points) Supergrunch's BISHness listness... ness Veal - 15 Yeast - 10 Beeswax - 50 A decanter - 50 A walking cane - 70 Mercury - 75 A spectrum - 130 A quill pen - 150 A plague doctor's mask - 200 A sextant - 250 Tom's smack my BISH up! (lols) [scores added my moi - jayseven] 1) 3 different coloured washing-up liquid, excluding green and blue. 50pts 2) a phillips CD-i, ideally in use. 50pts 3) a live, traditionally farm-based, mammal (eg sheep, goat, cow) in an inappropriate place (inspiration for this one - seeing a llama on a football pitch). 150pts 4) an information screen at a railway station that's broken/showing an error message. 250pts 5) a car number plate with any of the following in (the letters must be consecutive of course): 'NGC', 'GBA', 'NES' or 'TOM' 75pts 6) a red, VW Polo Fox coupe 200pts 7) a statue with a traffic cone on it. 100pts 8) banana custard 75pts Twozzok's Bish List Pink Cow - 200pts The Mob - 150pts Recursion - 100pts The nerdiest of the nerds - 150pts Kendo - 150pts Playing in a band - 150pts Ukuleles - 100pts. Welsh Gamer BISH list the third any Indiana Jones poster. (50pts) a TV screen with a clown on it.(150pts) on Platform 3 at a train station. (150pts) a Welsh book. (350pts) an older person (let's say 40+), playing Guitar Hero. (300pts) Moogleviper's never gonna BISH you up 1 - A woodchuck chucking wood (300 points) 2 - Peter piper picking a pickled pepper (250 points) 3 - A woman selling sea shells down by the sea shore. (100 points) 4 - A pheasant plucker but not a pheasant fucker (250 points) 5 - A red lorry, then a yellow lorry (100 points multiplied by the amount of times the BISH is repeated in the same photograph) Dyson's BISH list 2 people playing Guitar Hero: On Tour at the same time - 200 points! Somebody buried in sand - 150 points 3 Tesco 'Reduced' stickers - 100 points An advent calendar - 50 points A Diemetrix style picture of yourself doing anything. You must be in the picture at least 4 times! - 420 points!!! A can or bottle of root beer - 40 points A picture of you with a post by Dyson - 40 points ReZourceman's list 1) You violating a physical Pokemon - 100 2) More than 10 inflated balloons - 150 3) Spying behind a newspaper in public - 200 4) Please turn phones off! Something in a cinema - 100 5) Make a mountain out of a mole hill (Interpret as you will) - 200 6) On the phone in a phone box - 150 7) Take away food, in take away box - 100 EEVILMURRAY's list 1: Two different custom monopoly majigs 150 2: A slinky on your head. 150. 3: Three games that have two discs [maybe more] each. No PC games. 100. 4: A Tyranid Hive Tyrant or Carnifex. 100 for one or 150 for both. 5: A game which has been released in 2 or more different times. For example, having A Link to The Past on the SNES and GBA. No Virtual Console and the like games. 100 6: At least 3 potato waffles, and your face has to be in the shot. No thumb bullshit. 100. I know the rules say you can use a finger/thumb etc, but I want a bit more creativity. 7: A Newton's Cradle on your head. 100. 8: 3 peripherals from 3 different consoles, which aren't controllers. EG bongos, wheel, guitar etc. 200 Paj Meen Ah's Lovely BISH List - A re-enactment/physical re-interpretation of the events contained within any song by S Club 7. (100) - A picture of you on rollerskates/blades, outdoors. (150) - A (decent) picture of a drawing you've done of a cultural icon, IN CHALK ON BLACK PAPER. (100) - A cooked roast chicken (200) - 3 copies of Shakespeare plays (in any form; ie. Book, script, DVD...) (150) - 2 people simultaneously holding a Tori Amos album, over a full bath of water. (175) - A HeroClix figure. (125) Mundi's List Attempting to lick your own elbow 100 A picture of yourself directing your palm to your face (face palm) 100 dog at the steering wheel 150 An unsuspecting stranger 100 Three people all wearing silly hats 150 A mouthful of cake 100 Prove your literature videogame geekness, 3 books made after video games in one picture 100 A sign of true defeat 200 (everything else has been eaten by vbulletin. Currently missing one or two lists) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Posted August 15, 2008 Fuck. I'll send in a list tomorrow. Sorry I forgot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 I think i hate teh points thing already. It's worth a try to see how it goes. But you could just scrap it at any point. I mean, in theory you get more points for the harder ones anyway, right? Since less people get them and it works on a less people/more points basis normally iirc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 I'll kick things off, then. Apologies for the bad hair. Bluey: Time Machine 300 Points Coolness Bears: Three games beginning with the letter G. 50 Points Coolness Bears: Sitting on a cushion pillow with a cup on your head. 175 Points Gizmo: Gizmo or a gremlin. 200 Points Nami: The Sock King. 132 Points Nami: Your favourite snack. A Whopping 9 Points! ShadowV7: Concert Ticket 80 points ShadowV7: Bus Receipt. 20 points (If anyone's wondering, the ticket is from "PRESTATYN Bus Stn" to "The Duck Pond") Twozzok: The nerdiest of the nerds. 150 Points Oh, and are there any rules against using old photos? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Oo yay, I want to get started now. The points thing seems fair, although I agree with shorty on the bonus stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Thats right, capitals and non-capitals in the same word, how cool am i? My Hand looks stumpy Ooopps should have resized it... ah well you can see more detail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 For Cube and Haden (oi!) it does say in the rules that you need to take new snaps. The "j7's bonus!" ones are open to all. I'm about to catch a train so I'll try sort things out a bit better on sunday night when i get back, aight? Happy BISHing, dudes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 How come some lists are more than 5? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Because you pick between 5-10 items. you each have 1000pts to divide and give to between five and ten items on your list, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Oh right. I thought it was 5, bang on or you're dead. (+1 BISH points to anyone who can guess the quote*) *prize may or may not be valid, depending on the discretion** of Jayseven. ** The author of this post is not sure whether this is the correct word and therefore does not condone, or hold any responsibility for, the incorrect use of this word based on this post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Coolness Bear's - Holding two N64 games in your mouth. 75 Points (I do look like a complete knob in many of these, sorry :p ) Coolness Bear's - 3 games beginning with the letter 'G'. 50 points Coolness Bear's - poking your head through a window - 25 points Coolness Bear's - SUIT UP! - 150 points Haden - VHS player - 50 points Haden - A robot - 150 points Nami - The sock king - 132 points Nami - Your favourite Snack - 9 points Nami - Sonic - 33 points Nami - Some wiggley worms - 47 points Nightwolf - A picture of a person wearing false eyelashes as a beard or some form of facial hair - 100pts Nightwolf - A rainbow jacket or hooded top - 25pts ShadowV7 - Charizard Pokemon Card - 160 points ShadowV7 - A person in mid-air with a red top - 60 points ShadowV7 - Concert Ticket - 80 points ShadowV7 - Person eating food with chopsticks - 100 points Shorty - 5 Wii Games, 5 Xbox360 Games and 5 PS3 Games all in the same shot - 100G Shorty - A person disguised as a table - 75G Shorty - You holding a picture of yourself holding a picture of yourself - 75G Shorty - Rock Band drum kit - 50G Strider - You playing air-guitar while wearing sun glasses. (50 points) Strider - 3 different controllers from 3 different consoles (50 points) Supergrunch - Yeast - 10 points MORE TO COME!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Thanx for the bonus points j7 gonna get bishin!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Dam ok fair play. Also I regret making mine so easy a robot! Dam you idiot Haden still the 1am and full moon one are fun ones at least. Oh actually im glad I have to take new pics air guitar sunglasses and suit up sound particular classics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 ShadowV7 - 6 cans making a triangle 90 Nami - Your favourite snack 9 Nami - Sonic 33 Nami - Sock King -132 nightwolf - 13:37pm 50 Coolness Bears - sitting on cushion with cup on head 175 Coolness bears - 2 n64 games in mouth 75 Coolness bears - watching TV wearing all blue 125 Welsh Gamer - TV screen with clown on it 150 Haden - A robot 150 Strider - 3 different controllers from 3 different consoles 50 current score: 1039 Edit: Humans are mammals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 *deep breath* Nami's Lost soldier (123), Nami's Sonic (33), Strider's Mr Potato Head (100), Strider's Cat (50), Strider's 3 game controllers (50). ShadowV7's Concert ticket (80), Coolness Bears' 3 games beginning with G (50) (All from the same series too ), Achievement Unlocked: First BISH Picture (486G) Strider's Air guitaring with sunglasses on (50), Coolness Bear's 2 N64 games in the mouth (75)! Total: 125 Total so far: 611 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Why oh why didn't I do what Dyson did and mix about 6 of mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 If I were to submit this; As an entry to Cube's "something hot" challenge, would I get it? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Crap i'm thinking the same. Done 11 odd from the list that I could of easily thrown together instead of spending ages doing each individually T_T Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Is there a points bonus for doing them together? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 The DVD pyramid is driving me insane -_- got to the last one a couple of times, its even harder than with cards. I have shaky arms... edit: missed some Coolness Bears - out a window 25 and 3 'G' title games 50 Letty - Keyboard head 205 1319G! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 15, 2008 Bluey's a scene from your favourite movie - reenacted by jelly babies. 300points It's the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy escapes from the temple (unlike his companion) with the golden idol, and then stumbles across the enemy. Bluey's a time machine (NB: can be home made) 300pts Coolness Bears' three games beginning with the letter G. E (eg golden sun, golden eye and geometry wars.) 50 Coolness Bears' poking your head through a window. 25 Bit dark, but it's me. Please ignore the dirt around the window. Coolness Bears' SUIT UP! 150 Coolness Bears' Watching TV wearing all blue. 125 Blue hoodie, jeans, socks, slippers and shower cap! Coolness Bears' sitting on a cushion pillow with a cup on your head. 175 Gizmo's A Rocket launcher - 150 Haden's A VHS player 50 points Nami's The sock king - 132 I am the Sock King and these socks are my friends. Nightwolf's 13:37pm on a clock face/ timer etc. 50pts ShadowV7's Concert Ticket - 80 points ShadowV7's All 7 Harry Potter books - 50 points Strider's You playing air-guitar while wearing sun glasses. (50 points) Supergrunch's A walking cane - 70 Supergrunch's A quill pen - 150 Twozzock's The nerdiest of the nerds - 150pts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
