News: Angelina Jolie Buys Orphan A GameBoy


Posted by Fierce_Link - Mar 22nd 2007 13:55


A new son, and she splashes out on a "Nintendo GameBoy" to give him his first taste of "luxury"

Here at N-Europe, we found this news to be ever so slightly bizarre, to say the least.

Angelina Jolie has adopted more children than we've had hot dinners. So, three, then. She "picked up" the tiny orphan from Vietnam, and we guess that's a nice thing for her to do. Peace, goodwill and all that.

As a present to Pax (the child), she has given him a "Nintendo GameBoy." Now, to us, this means one of those old, grey, bricky and bulky game boys, that used a million batteries just to handle tetris. To the media, a DS, PSP, GameBoy Advance, Color, Game Gear, Saturn, Apple Mac, tinned cans of baked beans and Franklin's left nipple all probably fall under the term "GameBoy."

Mrs. Lara Croft's reasoning for the present was that "he has never had anything to call his own."

Nice for the kid, but it seems like a rather odd choice of gift for the boy. Especially as he is only three years of age.


Source: Metro.co.uk



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DrLilo2 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 09:40 || Total Comments: 177
It was probably a Micro.
Syxoed Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 09:52 || Total Comments: 297
Pax is latin for peace.. Gag me with a fucking spoon, that's too corny.
Guardiandevil Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 09:52 || Total Comments: 353
lmao!! a bulky abd bricky old gry game boy!! i've just remembered when i was 8 and spent like 200 hours on my gameboy (original one) to beat pokemon red!! man was i obsessed!!
Llewdebkram Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 || Total Comments: 237
He'll probably have to scrub floors for a month to pay her back for that! ;0D
Solidus Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:29 || Total Comments: 112
Does she make movies anymore?
Fierce_LiNk Says: 
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:30 || Total Comments: 541
Nope, I think she just adopts children now.
23isnumber1 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:26 || Total Comments: 273
Sorry to nitpick but if he's adopted he's not really an orphan is he?
23isnumber1 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:28 || Total Comments: 273
...and syxoed, are you on a mission to swear on as many posts as possible today? You're so cool.
Nintendo-master2 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:32 || Total Comments: 1530
well honestly though WHO CARES!! im sorry but u sound like a stalker!
Irfy Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 13:20 || Total Comments: 27
WOW she bought him a gameboy not even a DS... she is really lame /sarcasm...
Sparko Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 13:29 || Total Comments: 47
"Franklin's left nipple" lmao, why only the left one?!
Mokong Says: 
March 22nd, 2007 at 13:55 || Total Comments: 551
"Franklin's left nipple"? WTF? Hey Fierce I thought I told you to stay quite about that, I'm not gone on holiday yet...
Syxoed Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 15:42 || Total Comments: 297
23isnumber1, do you honestly keep a track of my swearing on a day-to-day basis?

Obviously YOU are the cool one here.
Fierce_LiNk Says: 
March 22nd, 2007 at 15:47 || Total Comments: 541
23isnumber1: He was an orphan prior to being adopted by Mrs. Lara Croft.

Sparko and Mokong: No idea, dudes. :)
Dazzi220 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 15:49 || Total Comments: 67
who gives a crap?

she should put the money towards sorting out those inflatable lips stuck to her head!
Fierce_LiNk Says: 
March 22nd, 2007 at 15:50 || Total Comments: 541
I think I speak for almost every man out there when I say that Angelina Jolie has a cracking pair of lips. I mean..it's just a waste that she's all the way over there and I'm all the way over here.

:D
Azmol01 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 15:57 || Total Comments: 901
What's up with all the swearing all of a sudden on this site?!?!? When I started my account I recall reading how that no swearing would be allowed and would be removed. Keep it clean peeps, we're all grown ups here, I'm sure we can act like ones as well.
23isnumber1 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 16:25 || Total Comments: 273
amen to that
Syxoed Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 18:06 || Total Comments: 297
That sure put me in my place.
Zwarrior Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 18:09 || Total Comments: 95
I hear a lot of people call the DS and sometimes even the PSP as a "Gameboy" so it might be that she's refferring to any handheld game device and not the actual 1989 Gameboy, which imo isn't a bad gift itself, its a piece of Gaming History here, and could probably be worth something if still in its original unopened box.

Dazzi, she has fine lips, or do you like your women with lips as flat as George W Bush's?
23isnumber1 Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 19:02 || Total Comments: 273
Indeed she has very fine lips.

Didn't the whole death-by-gameboy media frenzy refer to the ds as a gameboy- or was that actually a gameboy?
Eraser Says:
March 23rd, 2007 at 02:59 || Total Comments: 505
Pax always reminds me of Penny Arcade Expo.

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